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Tiger Broke(?!)

Well, this should wipe off that famous smile of his! According to AP news tiger woods will pay wife Elin Nordegren $750 million in their divorce settlement! Good for you Elin! This will be the most expensive divorce ever in history. After proven by Elin’s legal team that the once beloved golf star was worth more than $1 billion, the ex model ended up with about double the amount she previously expected. As reported by the British tabloid The Sun, in addition the settlement included several addendums, mainly concerning their children, one of them being tiger not being allowed to introduce any of his future girlfriends to their children unless he marries her. Elin also gets full custody of the kids, though they will still share legal custody. In... Read More

Plane Crashes on Golf course near my House!

A plane crashed Thursday evening near the eighth hole of the Penmar Golf Course in Venice, officials said. The incident occurred shortly after 6 p.m. near the Rose Avenue side of the public golf course, the Los Angeles Fire Department said. It was unclear whether there were any injuries. Fire units were responding. What ’s even more amazing about this news is for us that one of our editors lives 200 yards from the incident and was practicing at the very golf course just 30 minutes earlier! This was not the first time he got lucky as he himself crashlanded a plane a few years back, was featured in a local paper for unsuccessfully trying to save a drowning scuba diver where he himself ended up in a decompression chamber, had several skydiving... Read More

Our “Bastard” relative, “Frisbee” (or disc) Golf

Most of you probably never heard of the PDGA which is short for Professional Disc (?!) Golf Association. The “game” is played by throwing a disc into a trashcan looking basket or at (?) it. According to the PDGA the object of the game is to traverse a course from beginning to end in the fewest number of throws of the disc. The game is very inexpensive and requires no athletic ability whatsoever! Apparently there are over 3000(!) established disc courses as of 2010 and most of them supposed to be free! No one really knows for sure who invented it or when. If i had to guess it had to be on or near some military base where people decided to throw their paper plates into the trash instead of taking it there. (Hey, my theory is as good... Read More

Protect your wood!

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Tiger to break silence

Reportedly on Friday, February 19th at the Sawgrass Marriott Resort & Spa the media from around the world will be listening to what Golf’s Mr. (ex) picture perfect will have to say for himself. About 300 journalists are expected to show up to hear his apology (i guess) and what the future holds for him. Friday’s statement by Woods at the Clubhouse is drawing loads of criticism for being a highly orchestrated, staged event. The limited number of press who can go inside the Clubhouse will be there by invitation only and no one is allowed to ask questions. Tonight, the Golf Writers Association of America, which was invited to be present when Woods speaks, announced it will boycott his speech entirely… striking back against... Read More